Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Shape: Advisor and Close Confidant

If you’d rather eat a foam roller than go through your usual motions in the gym one more awful time, let me HIIT you with some knowledge. When your body gets used to a specific routine, it becomes more efficient at it. Fortunately, this means you’re getting fit! Unfortunately, this means you stop seeing results. Your muscles aren’t Mark Zuckerberg though, and you can keep them guessing by just tweaking your routine.

Still stuck? I got you. At Shape's Website, you can find an almost infinite amount of workout inspiration. The angels at shape can supply you with bountiful knowledge, from how to use those monstrous ropes you see people angrily slamming on the ground, to the tangled confusion that is TRX, to cable machines, to how to get a workout in when you’re stuck in a 4 by 4 foot box.

You can even specify what you want to make disappear/appear and how much time you have to make it disappear/appear. Whether it’s love handles, jiggly thighs, or the inescapable bra bulge, Shape is here to solve all your issues with your fat tissues. From the Victoria’s Secret Tush Workout to Plank & Plyo moves for washboard abs, I can’t stress enough that there’s literally everything. From two-minute workouts to hour long workouts, if you can’t find what you’re looking for I vow to personally make the video FOR you. If you’re a fitness freak like me and can mindlessly scroll through workout websites until the break of dawn, I suggest you exit this browser and scurry on over to Shape to figure out your *new and improved* workout for manana. Adios Muchachos.

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